After some to-ing and fro-ing, we have finally got a band and they are the excellent and enthusiastic Kafoozalum who have played many a gayer event in the South East.

Not only that but the favourite choonz will be heard all night as they play two two-hour sets and give us a break in the middle to enjoy Scottish heart-attack food and the glorious cabaret.

Get your dance-cards ready! It is going to be a fun-packed night indeed.